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tohosexy
25 November 2009 @ 01:33 pm
So apparently a lot of you have been sending me messages that I've been ignoring. I'm sorry!

You see... all my LJ messages are going straight to my spam box. No idea how to fix this. Any suggestions?

In the mean time, if you want to contact me, feel free to email me at linzerdinzer@yahoo.com

Sorry! I really do love you all... sorry I've missed your messages... <_<;;;
 
 

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tohosexy
14 November 2009 @ 06:28 pm
WOW  


This is the best snapshot of TVXQ fan mania I have ever seen. I mean wow. Excellent cinematography.
 
 
tohosexy
06 November 2009 @ 10:14 pm

Title: cumback
Pairings: Jaejoong/You
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut
Summary: You've always wanted to fuck Jaejoong. Here's your chance. [After a long hiatus, [info]tohosexy is back with het Jaejoong smut! XD]


cumback tvxq fanfic

 

You can't get enough, and neither can he. )

 
 
tohosexy
20 October 2009 @ 04:44 pm



Holy fucking shit, SHINee, way to kick up your game. I can't wait to see Taemin grow up. Ay ay ay.

1. This song sounds like SexyBack.
2. Jonghyun's hair is OSM.
3. PELVIC THRUST.
4. Fantastic elastic is what SHINee pants are made of.
5. WTF is going on at 1:24? FUCK.

That is all.

Ling ding dong. Fantastic elastic. Cola cola cola cola.

 
 
 
tohosexy
07 October 2009 @ 03:25 pm
Lindsay Penn (that’s me! :D ) on web radio show GLASS OF WIN TONIGHT!!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/glassofwin

Pacific Time: 6PM
Mountain Time: 7PM
Central Time: 8PM
Eastern Time: 9PM

To call in and ask a question, call this number: (347) 327-9056

Hope to hear from you guys!!
 
 
tohosexy
04 October 2009 @ 10:34 am
Linzs Vain Cell Phone Self-Portraits, October 2009

So, yeah... about those every-other-week updates... *awkward apologetic half smile.*

When I wrote the original Chasing Taboo, I never made any promises regarding when the next update was going to come. They just sort of showed up--sometimes it took a couple days, sometimes a couple weeks. When approaching the new story, I wanted to be more professional and guarantee specific update times, but I've learned that this doesn't work for me. I'm really sorry!

From now on all I can say is that I'll update when I can. This morning, I woke up in a bad mood knowing I was going to have to haul ass to tighten the new chapter in time for tonight, and Chasing Taboo shouldn't make me feel like this. I can't tell you how many times I've seriously considered throwing my arms in the air and announcing that I can't to this -- but why give up when I can make this one simple change? In a world where so many deadlines can't be controlled, I can't let a deadline I made up control my life, so from now on, just stay on top of your inbox and every once and a while a nice little email will show up telling you that Olivia is up to no good once again.

On a happier note, I made a Chasing Taboo radio commercial for my audio class and I got an A+!

Chasing Taboo Radio Commercial | Mp3 | 756KB

Another happy note! I will be appearing on the Glass of Win Variety Show this Wednesday night! Please make sure to call in and bother me with questions!

I apologize for the vain self portraits at the top of this page, but I looked hot yesterday for no one and by God someone had to see me! I was totally stoked because I was going to make my debut as a vocalist at UTA, but alas, the show got rained out and it was cancelled. (Me and my friends ending up getting Korean BBQ instead. We took pictures, I'll post them as soon as I can.) Did you guys know I sing? If not, check out my MySpace.

Linzer Dinzer's Music MySpace

Oh, yeah, and I'm also a Twitter freak, in case you didn't know.

Linzer Dinzer's Twitter

Sorry about this whole update fuckery. I know I've really bitten off more than I can chew in my life, but I have trouble believing that I can't make it work somehow. I know I'm on a brutal fitness routine (at the gym an hour and a half five days a week), I'm eating 1300 calories day, I'm working on an EP as a vocalist, I'm taking 12 credit hours, I help take care of a four year old, and I write Chasing Taboo--but is that really so much? My mother gave me a speech this morning about how I need to have some fun in my life and that I'm far too project oriented, something about how I don't smile enough. But I feel like I'm not doing enough! Yes, I work out -- but I'm not in perfect shape yet. Yes, I write music -- but I still don't have a CD. Yes, I write a book -- but it's clearly not done. There are so many girls in this world who are younger than me who have all of those things under their belt--is it so wrong that I want so badly to be one of them?

Alright. Rant over.

In closing: Please check out my music MySpace, my appearance on Glass of Win, the Chasing Taboo radio commercial, and follow me on Twitter. I'll update ASAP! Thanks!
 
 

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tohosexy
01 October 2009 @ 12:48 pm


ron paul, why won't the world listen to you!!
 
 
tohosexy
26 September 2009 @ 05:24 pm
First, there was COLORS: MELODY AND HARMONY...



Coming soon... COLORS 2: MELODY AND CARNAGE. A hair-raising, testosterone saturated thrill ride full of guns, explosions, babes, and bar fights-- hang on to your hat ladies and gentleman, we're talking king size sausage fest 2009, an action packed pissing contest with enough biker-punching manliness to make Vin Diesel feel like a little sissy girl -- with pigtails. These men are too hardcore for you -- so hardcore that the first COLORS couldn't contain their festering, enraged masculinity. Just wait for COLORS 2 to see the real Jaechun in all their burping, farting, spitting, one-arm-pushuping glory. Coming soon to an imagination near Tohosexy.

god, I love these guys.

 
 
tohosexy
25 September 2009 @ 03:37 pm


1. Plagiarism is ghei.

2. G-Dragon's plagiarism is super ghei.

3. But G-Dragon is fucking awesome.

AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Why is this stupid heartbreaker campaign so fucking epic? The apples, the blond, the red, the matching music videos. Argh. Fucking G-Dragon. Your plagiarism fail was so epic, but you are so fucking awesome. What am I going to do with you?

Seriously. This music video has made me smile harder than I've smiled in a long, long time.

This is what I must say to ease my frustrations. G-Dragon's music is repetitive and spiritless at best, and he has never topped the almighty power of Haru Haru. That said, the art direction and slicktitude of this campaign is knocking me dead -- not to mention is undeniable star power. I love you, G-Dragon, I love you hard, but you need another songwriter. Nao.
 
 
tohosexy
20 September 2009 @ 06:19 pm


*DIES AND IS DEAD*
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tohosexy
20 September 2009 @ 03:23 pm
Linz and Judee Akimatsuri 2009

Judee and [info]emiidesu :
Emi and Judee Akimatsuri 2009
 
 
tohosexy
19 September 2009 @ 10:45 pm
I havent been tohofucked this hard since Bolero.

 
 
tohosexy
19 September 2009 @ 07:45 am
This poll is for my Musical Acoustics class. LJ friends -- please ignore it! U won't understand it anyway.

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tohosexy
16 September 2009 @ 03:55 pm
http://page11.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/n80454652

Someone buy it for me!
 
 
tohosexy
14 September 2009 @ 04:46 pm
Don't worry, this message isn't to any of you, but I need to explode.

I'M SUFFERING FROM A COMBINATION OF NICCOTINE DEPRIVATION, PMS, A SCHOOLWORK OVERLOAD, GETTING REJECTED BY THE GUY I WAS INTO, LADY FUCKING GAGA, AND THE STRESS OF THE CONSTANT PRESENCE OF OUT OF STATE FAMILY MEMBERS. SORRY IF I'M NOT HUNKY FUCKING DORY TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN. I'M NOT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, CAN'T I JUST BE IN A BAD MOOD SOMETIMES???? JUST PRETEND IM NOT HERE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST.

That is all.
 
 
tohosexy
13 September 2009 @ 08:58 pm
I hate my country. I'm moving to Asia. People wonder why I obsess over Asian pop and I don't know shit about American pop? I just endured an hour of the God forsaken VMAs.

Fuck you, Kanye West. Beyonce had a great video, but what you did to Taylor Swift was --ahem-- HEARTLESS.

Fuck you, Lady Gaga. I was watching the VMAs with my four year old niece. She turned her face away when you were covered in blood. God dammit -- at least sex and sexuality is friendly. Blood?? Blood, you classless whore??

My country has no sense of class. My country doesn't care about the feelings of others at all -- only promoting themselves and their own agendas. We have become a nation of "that's just the way I am -- accept me." Fuck you. I don't accept you. I don't give a shit about you if you don't give a shit about me and my family.

I hate my country. I love my founding fathers but hate my present brothers and sisters. FUCK MY COUNTRY. *goes to study her Japanese*

Sorry. I'm just proper pissed right now. Lady Gaga upset my niece.
 
 
tohosexy
08 September 2009 @ 04:26 pm
okay, i've been fighting for the jaejoong-likes-vagina camp for well over a year now, but i officially give up after seeing this.



i write this blog for one reason only -- when the truth comes out and jaejoong confesses to the world that he likes men, i don't need everyone all over the internet coming to rescue me from my fruitless jae!lust. I hereby commence my emotional coping for the outting that is sure to come any day now.

 
 
tohosexy
25 August 2009 @ 03:49 pm




After watching Jaejoong's ultra-slutty Wrong Number cuts from the All About Dong Bang Shin Ki Season 3 DVDs, I knew that this video needed to exist.

Warning: This sexy video begins its journey in your eyes and ears, but proceeds straight to your nether regions. May require an immediate change of panties -- or a nice, long bubble bath.

EXPLICIT LYRICS IN THIS SONG, GUYS! If you don't want to hear it, please don't download.

Music: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails


YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL1hAhhRBO4

Type: DivX AVI
File Name: jaepr0n [TOHOSEXY].avi
File Size: 62MB
Resolution/Dimensions: 1024x  576
Duration: 3:58
Download Links: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R7EX4HI6

Type: M4V (So you can tuck jaepr0n under your pillow every night)
File Name: jaepr0n ~iPhone~ [TOHOSEXY].avi
File Size: 23MB
Resolution/Dimensions: 640 x 420
Duration: 3:58
Download Links: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T66J849M
 
 
tohosexy
19 August 2009 @ 08:26 am



Okay, I ADORE G-Dragon -- I always have. Haru Haru is one of the best Asian pop songs of all time. That said, this is inexcusable. The fact that people are even trying to defend this unbelievably blatant plagiarism says something very heartbreaking about the music industry, in my opinion -- people don't value originality anymore. (It's got two beats instead of four, the songs sound nothing like" -- HORSESHIT. You know what two songs sound nothing alike? Mirotic and the Hamster Dance. Heartbreaker and Right Round SOUND THE SAME.)

And why would a talented young performer with the chops to pull of pop MAGIC like haru haru stoop this low? I have no idea, but I'm very, very disappointed.

That said... GD did improve the song. It's still a ripoff tho, and that makes it hard to listen to.