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9th-Dec-2012 10:27 am - THIS JOURNAL IS RETIRED
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This is the retired Livejournal of TOHOSEXY, now known on the Internet as Linzer Dinzer.

There is some crazy shit on this journal, but I'm not ashamed of the past - it made me who I am today.

This journal was an important stepping stone of my evolution as a human being on this little blue planet - so, enjoy exploring.

But don't ask me for the original TVXQ Chasing Taboo fanfic because I'll probably never post it. :/
7th-Jan-2011 07:08 pm - Heartbreak
Hero Painting
You know how you feel after a bad break-up? There's a knot in your stomach, your eyes sting, you feel empty, and you vow that you will never ever love like that again. Never. You will never ever let anyone own you that way, to control your heart that way.

But then you think back. You get that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think of your memories together. You remember that comfortable, dizzying, awe inspiring emotion, and you close your eyes and clutch your chest and realize that living your life without that feeling, without that heaven, is just unthinkable.

So what do you do? Beg? Call? Cry? Shower your bedroom with pictures of your ex lover, celebrate the anniversary of a relationship that has been long over?

Of course not. But if he calls, if he makes the effort to make it work again, then you'll listen. But for now, you will move on with your life.

Yup. That's how I feel about TVXQ. :(
14th-Oct-2010 12:54 pm - Epic poem of epicness
Hero Painting
I demanded that bumbisex write a poem about Taemin as my slaveboy and the result was so fucking epic I had to post it here.

IN LINZERDINZER'S MANSION, THERE LIVED A GROUP OF BOYS
THEY WERE KOREAN IDOLS BUT SHE KEPT THEM THERE AS TOYS
THOUGH PRETTY AND QUITE AWESOME, KEY WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
ONEW WAS TOO AWKWARD AND POOR MINHO WAS TOO BUFF
SHE WAS INDEED QUITE TOUCHED BY RAPTOR BOY'S DICK IN A BOX
BUT IT WASN'T ALL THAT GREAT AND SHE HAS SEEN HER SHARE OF COCKS
OH, TAEMIN, SHINY TAEMIN WAS THE EPITOME OF CUTE
HE'D FULFILL HER EVERY WISH, WASH HER FEET AND FEED HER FRUIT
AND WHEN HE SPILLED HER BEER OR ASKED PERMISSION TO WEAR CLOTHES
SHE TOLD HIM HE WAS NAUGHTY AND SPRAYED HIM WITH A HOSE

LITTLE DID OUR TAEMIN KNOW THAT SOMETHING WAS AMISS
FROM THE SHADOWS GLARED A MAN AT WHAT USED TO BE HIS
HE WATCHED HIS MISTRESS PET HER FAVORITE MUSHROOM ALL DAY LONG
AND IN HIS HEART HE FEARED THAT SHE WOULD PET HIS RING DING DONG
HER LOVE HE TOOK FOR GRANTED AND NOW HE'D BEEN REPLACED
BY LOVELY LITTLE TAEMIN WITH THAT LOVELY LITTLE FACE
HE WATCHED AS SHE WOULD FAWN OVER HIS DANCING AND HIS YOUTH
HE WATCHED IT AND HE FELT A LITTLE JEALOUS, THAT'S THE TRUTH
HE WATCHED THE PERKY TEEN DO EVERYTHING THAT HE WAS TOLD
AND FOR A MOMENT JAEJOONG FELT SO VERY, VERY OLD

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
21st-Sep-2010 08:32 pm - Get Real
Hero Painting
Should I keep writing it?

I was pretty much planning on abandoning it, but I think I need the writing practice, and people seem to be more interested now then when I started posting it.

Let me know, because if people want to see what happens, I won't drop it.
18th-Sep-2010 09:18 pm - RACIST
Hero Painting
K-POP AND J-POP FANS WHO DUMP ON JUSTIN BIEBER ARE RACIST.

*pops popcorn and awaits the wank thread, lulz*
17th-Sep-2010 07:39 pm - Always Keep The ________?
Hero Painting

JYJ and HoMin - A Fairytale


One upon a time there were two brothers, JYJ and HoMin. They lived in a crowded house with their abusive father SM and their siblings, SNSD, Suju, f(x), SHINee, and BoA, all fighting for daddy's attention.

Their neighbor, Uncle Avex, tried to help as often as he could. He gave the boys some lunch money on occasion and picked them up from school. They accepted the help graciously, and eventually, JYJ learned the world could be better than it was at home.

"HoMin," said JYJ, "why accept SM's abuse? We are worth more than this. We deserve to be treated better."

"We can't leave," said HoMin. "This is our family. This is our home."

But JYJ was unflappable, and knew he was capable of living on his own, though his brother was not so skilled. Uncle Avex offered to adopt him, but afraid of another tyrannical patriarch, the boy chose emancipation. Unfortunately, life on his own was harder than he realized, so he on occasion had to sleep on Uncle Avex's couch.

His friend's at school disapproved of his decision. All anyone could say was that he needed to make up with his brother. In fact, some friends refused to even hang out with him if HoMin wasn't there. He was often told he was WORTHLESS without his brother. As much as even Uncle Avex encouraged a reconciliation, JYJ held true to his position: HoMin is welcome at his side at any time, but he is not going home.

To make ends meet JYJ had to associate with shady street characters like CJeS, who had a history of crime. Uncle Avex did not approve.

"JYJ," said Uncle Avex. "I love you and I want what's best for you, but for the sake of my family, you can't stay here. CJeS is bad news and your putting yourself and my family in harm's way. You have to leave."

JYJ was furious. "How dare you! You aren't my real father!!" And he disappeared into the night.

To be continued.

Lulz.

24th-Aug-2010 04:11 pm - Big Bang... Beautiful Hangover
Hero Painting
This makes me wish Chasing Taboo had been about Big Bang.

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