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The Retired LJ of the Fangirl Formerly Known as TOHOSEXY
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Epic poem of epicness 
14th-Oct-2010 12:54 pm
Hero Painting
I demanded that bumbisex write a poem about Taemin as my slaveboy and the result was so fucking epic I had to post it here.

IN LINZERDINZER'S MANSION, THERE LIVED A GROUP OF BOYS
THEY WERE KOREAN IDOLS BUT SHE KEPT THEM THERE AS TOYS
THOUGH PRETTY AND QUITE AWESOME, KEY WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
ONEW WAS TOO AWKWARD AND POOR MINHO WAS TOO BUFF
SHE WAS INDEED QUITE TOUCHED BY RAPTOR BOY'S DICK IN A BOX
BUT IT WASN'T ALL THAT GREAT AND SHE HAS SEEN HER SHARE OF COCKS
OH, TAEMIN, SHINY TAEMIN WAS THE EPITOME OF CUTE
HE'D FULFILL HER EVERY WISH, WASH HER FEET AND FEED HER FRUIT
AND WHEN HE SPILLED HER BEER OR ASKED PERMISSION TO WEAR CLOTHES
SHE TOLD HIM HE WAS NAUGHTY AND SPRAYED HIM WITH A HOSE

LITTLE DID OUR TAEMIN KNOW THAT SOMETHING WAS AMISS
FROM THE SHADOWS GLARED A MAN AT WHAT USED TO BE HIS
HE WATCHED HIS MISTRESS PET HER FAVORITE MUSHROOM ALL DAY LONG
AND IN HIS HEART HE FEARED THAT SHE WOULD PET HIS RING DING DONG
HER LOVE HE TOOK FOR GRANTED AND NOW HE'D BEEN REPLACED
BY LOVELY LITTLE TAEMIN WITH THAT LOVELY LITTLE FACE
HE WATCHED AS SHE WOULD FAWN OVER HIS DANCING AND HIS YOUTH
HE WATCHED IT AND HE FELT A LITTLE JEALOUS, THAT'S THE TRUTH
HE WATCHED THE PERKY TEEN DO EVERYTHING THAT HE WAS TOLD
AND FOR A MOMENT JAEJOONG FELT SO VERY, VERY OLD

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments 
14th-Oct-2010 06:09 pm (UTC)
that is epic.
14th-Oct-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
EPIC SHIT IS EPIC!!!!
14th-Oct-2010 09:19 pm (UTC)
Poor Jae... :(
14th-Oct-2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
LoL you still follow my LJ?

BTW I feel that you should know Taemin was one of the girly boys on your little Androgynous Asians quiz on bookface.

taemin as a girl Pictures, Images and Photos

Yup. That's my slave boy.
14th-Oct-2010 09:26 pm (UTC)
But wait! There's MORE!

DINZER COULDN'T STAND TO SEE HER SLAVEBOY LOOK SO HURT
FOR JOE JANG WAS HER FAVORITE - EVEN WHEN HE WORE A SHIRT
"I CAN SEE YOU MOPING. SUCK IT UP YOU LITTLE BITCH."
SHE SAID AND THEN SHE TOLD HIM TO GO MAKE HER A SAMMICH
JAEJOONG STUMBLED FROM HIS HIDING PLACE BEHIND THE DOOR
HE KNEW HE SHOULD OBEY, BUT HE JUST COULDN'T ANYMORE
HE WALKED UP TO HIS MISTRESS, CLASPED HIS HANDS AROUND HER WRISTS
I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I'M SURE YOU GET THE GIST
TAEMIN THEN JOINED IN AND THE THREE VOWED TO NEVER STOP
AT LEAST TILL JAEJOONG CRIED OUT "BUT I THOUGHT I'D GET TO TOP"
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